Have to link to this. I’d like to thank the guys at Music Thing for posting this. After seeing it I again feel my faith in music rekindled. And as the comment suggests, do stick with it, the choreography is fantastic.

http://musicthing.blogspot.com/2006/03/worst-music-video-ever.html

Well this got me thinking about what I’d like to be buried with, but then after procrastinating on the thought for about ten minutes realised that it was a pointless Lose Weight Exercise – I mean you are dead after all (please don’t start bombarding me with your views on the afterlife, whatever you believe being buried with your mobile phone wont help).

However, the underlying reason for taking the phones when they died was in case they weren’t really dead and they were buried by mistake. I couldn’t help thinking that if you were so unlucky as to be buried alive you were also the sort of person who constantly forgets to recharge your phone, and then when it is fully charged unlikely to get a good enough signal to actually call anyone.

Perhaps I’ll ask to be buried with my broadband connection, I never seem to have any problems connecting and staying connected to the int…

So I book a week off work to spend some time alone at home, catch up on some things, do some long term planning and generally sort things out. And what happens?

Well I end up having to call out the doctor for a home visit. Yes, I was so ill that I couldn’t even make it down the doctors and he is less than a five minute walk away. Although why I bothered to cal him out I don’t know.

‘I’ve got this really bad cold, it may be flu, and I think I’ve also pulled a muscle in my back which means I can’t move’

‘Yes, I think you do have a viral infection. Where does your back hurt?’

‘Here’

‘Right. Do you do any Lose Weight Exercise?’

‘Well actually I think it was the sit-ups I was doing that may have pulled the muscle in my back’

(he laughs)

‘Well it is good to Lose Weight Exercise, bye’

Me thinks I may have to exorcise my doctor and find one who actually does some doctoring. My current one is about as much use as a tanning salon in the sahara.