For someone living very close to one of the largest shopping centres in the UK, this is fantastic 
Now what shall I give up in order to feast?
Mr Tomkins on Christmas
December 3, 2006 By Leave a Comment
Weatherpixie
October 19, 2006 By Leave a Comment
OK, I saw this on another blog and went to check it out. Weatherpixie gives you a little graphic and a local weather report that you can paste onto your blog/ site. Well I went through the process, tinkering around and wondering whether, I should have the weather on this site.
I decided not to though when I wasn’t able to add Milton Keynes as my weather place. Now normally this wouldn’t bother me, I would simply choose London. However, weatherpixie did offer one or two other more obscure places. So until weatherpixie notices that Milton Keynes, is bigger, better and much more fun to be at, than Middle Wallop I’ll keep my forecast to myself.
In the air tonight*
August 23, 2006 By Leave a Comment
One thing I have heard several times is that Milton Keynes has its own smell. Whilst this could be a USP1 in many a marketing strategy, I want it to be said here and now that I don’t believe this to be true. Milton Keynes does not smell!
However, several times a year there is a smell to Milton Keynes.
Let me introduce you to the CMF. Now the CMF hails from beyond the west side of Milton Keynes and is infamous. You see, despite what you were all thinking CMF stands for the Chicken Manure Farmer. Every so often, when the air is ripe right, Milton Keynes is covered by the acrid smell from a freshly spread farm, the CMF’s farm. His use of chicken manure may help his plants grow to GM proportions but it also means that most of MK has its windows closed. Whilst this is good, with regard to global warming and reduced heating bills, it does mean that many would be thieves find takings lower than normal.
*This isn’t a plug for the former drummer, turned frontman, turned solo artist of Genesis, although if you really want to you can check him out here In your ears tonight
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